Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Tebun, go to the map and find North America .
TEBUN: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Tebun.
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TEACHER: Ronald, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
RONALD : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Tebun, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEBUN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
TEBUN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Ronald, what is the chemical formula for water?
RONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Tebun, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEBUN : Me!
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TEACHER : Ronald, why do you always get so dirty?
RONALD : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Tebun, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEBUN : I is..
TEACHER: No, Tebun...... Always say, 'I am.'
TEBUN : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Ronald, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
RONALD : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Tebun, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEBUN : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Ronald, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
RONALD : No, sir. It's the same dog.